The VelociPastor Movie - Random Users Review

 

Title: The VelociPastor

• Release: 2018
• Imdb Rating:  null

Director

• Brendan Steere,

Writer

• Brendan Steere

Cast

• Greg Cohan,
• George Schewnzer,
• Janice Young,

Synopsis:

After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas.

User Review

10 STARS - ABSOLUTE GARBAGE. A MUST-WATCH

This is nothing but a hilarious ride from start to finish, a mangled heap of god-awful props, dialogue, costuming, lighting, special effects, and acting jammed into an inexplicable plot by a genius director who manages to make a very bad movie on purpose without any shred of pretense or shame. The ninja fight scene is what Mortal Kombat would look like if it got hijacked by a kindergarten drama class.Watch this movie. It's terrible. It's schlocky. You'll love it.

Review by info-95437

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